Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
well this just made my childhood 1000% better
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
I’ve always wanted to blow a guy whilst carrying on with some intellectual conversation about, like, astrophysics.
|Friend:||Being in a fandom can't be that bad|
|Me:||I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN|
|Me:||I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE|
|Me:||I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND|
|Me:||I know things, secrets that must never be told.|
|Me:||Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!|